Remember how I told you that I sort of like to take free preview classes? Well, I’ve signed up for another free class in April. No, no. Not Gymboree! Bleh. Eggh. Ridiculous. We were blacklisted highly encouraged to pay for a membership. And we did.
I, Noob Mommy, will be previewing Yoga Booty Ballet.
Whoa, whoa… Yoga-Whooty-Wha?? So here’s how it’s described in the community schedule of classes booklet:
Yoga + Cardio Dance + Ballet = Most freakin awesome formulation to achieve a hot bangin body.
And if my math serves me correctly (which it always does), then by the Substitution Property, that equation calculates to something like this:
Which thus hence thereby wherein the YBB Proof must also =
Ok. Obviously I’m a realist. I know that my ONE free YBB class will not get me these results. But, like 60% of the time, it works everytime.
Oh, did I mention the one tiny little kicker? Location of said YBB class: Local Senior Center.
So, maybe my math was a little off. I’ll have to revise my theorem.
Hey, I’m not hatin on the seniors. In fact, I am sure to be outbootied by someone like this:
I know. I jest. Or do I? Well, I figure (again, my math is never wrong) that there’s a 50-50 chance my free YBB class will
3) be totally normal in which I look exactly the same and I go back to eating lots and lots of cake.
What’s your mathematical prediction?
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