A couple weekends ago we had a yard sale in "commemoration" of our recent move. Or in layman's terms.... our new garage is way the heck smaller than our old one.When I have a garage sale, I usually try to invite some friends and family to join in so we:1) Appear to have way more stuff. You can … [Read more...]
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Happy 4th of July!
Hi everyone! I was thinking that things would start slowing down after we got ourselves settled into our new diggs. Boy was I wrong. We are STILL hanging up curtains and photos, assembling furniture and living out of boxes.Noob Baby has been pulling my bras out of my "dresser" aka cardboard box, and … [Read more...]
The 3 Kinds of Preschoolers
According to Noob Baby’s teacher there are three kinds of first-day preschoolers: The one who marches into class with a grin and a whistle and not one look back (aka Adios Mother Effer). The one who rips the window treatments off the walls and cries enough to break levies (aka The H … [Read more...]
Off the Face of the Earth
It's been over a week since my last post. I was starting to get cold sweats thinking of all my wonderful blog readers jumping the Noob Mommy ship and leaving for good.So, here's a quick little post just to say thanks for hanging out while things are crazy hectic over here. Noob Baby's 1st birthday … [Read more...]
Keeping Busy to Keep Sanity
Noob Daddy is back at work today after a couple weeks of much much appreciated vacay. And by vacay I mean cleaning and dejunking the house, garage, and a few closets. It feels oh-soooo-good to start fresh and several pounds lighter of clutter. Now if only my tummy could say the same... I hope you … [Read more...]
Toys vs Mommy. And I’m no Micky Ward.
Mmm... chalk dust. Allegra. On the rocks. Make it dirty. Just so you know, adults do reside in this house. You can kind of spy evidence of an adultish coffee table there in the background (yeah, that sad little brown thing cowering in front of the miniature armchair ... which by the … [Read more...]